Lost in Translation?

these chips are really good = buy 15 bags if you want more in two days.

did you brush your teeth today? = even if you did, go floss, brush, and mouthwash because your breath is unbearable.

we're almost out of shampoo = we're out.  go buy more if you want to shower today.

wow, that shirt is tight = you either look fat or slutty.  put on something else.

i don't know where ______ goes = put this away for me.  i don't care where it goes, i'll just ask again next time i use it.

whose turn is it to do dishes? = it's your turn.

wow, you wear that shirt a lot = i would die happy if i never saw that shirt again